Would You Rather? With Alan Townley
Every month in our Forever Now fanzine, we are challenging our Ambassadors to a game of ‘Would You Rather’. Here’s May’s instalment…
Alan is Commercial Manager at Business Desk based in Manchester City Centre.
The ‘Would You Rather’ game is often played over a pint. It gives you two scenarios, and you have to choose one, hence ‘would you rather’.
This month it’s Alan’s turn, our Golf Day organiser (which took place on 14th May and raised £2,000)
So, Alan, would you rather…
Q: Fight a shark on land or a tiger in water?
A: Shark on land
Q: Smell like Boddingtons, or cry Vimto tears?
A: Vimpto (as I used to say as a kid) tears all day long for me
Q: Have legs as long as your fingers, or fingers as long as your legs?
A: Fingers as long as my legs (I only have little legs anyway)
Q: Have to run up the stairs of Beetham Tower twice a day for a year or down a pint of the ship canal once?
A: Stairs at the Beetham – good training for the 10k
Q: Have to swim everywhere or listen to Nickelback for 12 hours a day for the rest of your life?
A: Deffo swim everywhere
Q: Have a Scouse accent for a day or wear a City shirt for a week?
A: Are you kidding me!? (Alan refused to answer)
Q: Have no knees or no elbows?
A: No elbows
Q: Walk everywhere like Liam Gallagher or dance everywhere like Bez?
A: Dance like Bez…Mad for it me maaate
Q: Win the lottery or live twice as long?
A: Win the lottery as I am materialistic
Q: Lick the floor in Piccadilly Wetherspoons or eat a Piccadilly pigeon
A: Would the pigeon be seasoned?